After a painful and marathon event like a vasectomy, Ryan will be bed bound for months.

font give him ideas

@Don't Read My Profile Picture absolutely nobody cares

@@randomsimpsonsquotes6033 Makes me think of the dog in Van Wilder... put me off eating eclairs for life... ;-P

@Igor Schmidlapp bit you'd had them before.... right? (Love that low key roast in that film) 😆

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@DontReadMyProfilePicture.25 ok

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All forms of comedy and entertainment are advertisements.

they can fail.

Honestly I love this. Bitch got what she deserved and I’m all for it 😂

a DNA test would have sorted that straight out.

Vasectomies fail... without a DNA test to prove otherwise, the child might be yours... but you be you...

@@imisstoronto3121 Yes, highly unlikely. There is a 1 in 300 chance of reversal in the first few months. That is why you need to have your semen tested after a few months, which is (at least here) part of the package deal. Once you get beyond that point chances on reversal are very very slim. Besides that, most urologists recommend the double method, both removing a part of the tube and looping it. Reducing chances even more. But in this instance, the woman in question would have doubled back on her story after hearing about the vasectomy. If she was faithfull, she would have demanded a DNA test when the lawyer told about the snippy part.

I'm planning to have my vasectomy, after the recovery, it's everything back to normal? The balls gets more sensitive or any other side effect?

I first read "oops free for 6 kids and counting" lol.

​@Player420_ less sensitive to hits in my experience, but just as sensitive to actual touch. After you "clear your system" (post-op ejaculations), my semen was thinner in consistency, sometimes almost like water. But that could just be diet-related, as now, over 10+ years later, it's thickened back up. The odds of Spontaneous Regeneration after 10 years are so astronomical, I'm not concerned about that (if mine regen now, I'm fucking Deadpool). The odds drop significantly after 1 year. Definitely go to your post-op checks for that. The worst part is after the anesthetic wears off. Have frozen bags of peas ready and something for pain (if they give you something). Otherwise no serious side effects here. Good luck! Enjoy 3 days of lying in bed (you aren't supposed to get up and do anything on your own).

Joe's account of it is pretty accurate. No sex for a week, don't fully trust that the pipes are clean until the follow-up. At most I was uncomfortable for a while for the next week or so, but after like a month everything was back to normal. If anything, I became MORE interested in sex afterwards because there was never any fear of accidents, and no more need for condoms.

I have heard that labeto goes down, anyone experience that?

Glen, wait til you need a prostate biopsy.

That's because female became impotent after reaching menopause which is about 50, so don't need any procedure.

This ensure that if the wife becomes pregnant after the husband's vasectomy being public knowledge then she is definitely cheating.

@@limitlesssky3050 many women have a late menopause, so still a worthy procedure. Also 50 is usually about 10 years after people are done having kids. 10 years of condoms or birthcontrol vs a 15 min procedure? pffff

NO!

@@salimalbitar It's a safe bet if you want to go around fucking anyone you want without worrying about being responsible for child care. Also, it makes sure that if you have a wife who becomes pregnant after your vasectomy then you will know she has cheated on you. In my humble opinion, both husband and wife should become infertile after they have reached the desired number of kids.

We have the same algorithm dude ,a little bit of everything 😅

You are under all the videos I watch lol so many different creators

@@valipolarbear5773 My thoughts exactly, I keep seeing this dude XD

Guess you found a new kink

Nah buddy, it’s not normal. To damage a part of yourself, you are too far gone. Body modifications of any sort, tattoos, to degrade yourself to the level of permanently altering your body, you should sit in silence and grieve your poor choices. No excuse in the world to remove a part of your body unless you had a cancer growth. No amount of Therapy will help you realize what you just did to yourself, goes to show how desperate guys are for woman attention

If it's your decision, yes just do it. If the Wife insits on it but you don't want to, don't do it.

If it goes well. My godson's dad got his done and he had massive swelling for 4 days, hugged up with the bag frozen peas. As someone who had service commitments, he was cheesed because the odds of serious side effects were low to the point where it wasn't really discussed. Just realize you may be out longer than you think. I've also known these procedures to be done and not do what it was supposed to for the rest of a person's life. I've known two people for whom it worked for years, then worked again and they ended up with a late life unexpected child. Is it safe? Mostly.

hey honey look we have a kid great il go get a vasectomy so we dont have more later there was a aciddent there kid died and there bloodline died too because of the vasectomy or she cheated on him he got a vasectomy found out the baby isnt his and killed his own bloodline

​@@ghandimauler The oopsie risk is different depending on how they do it and unfortunately they don't tend to distinguish between them because all of them are low. For best results, (although least reversibility) the method you want is cut section, cauterize, and bury in tissue. That pretty much takes an act of God to fail. To be fair though, vasectomies of all types, even clamps, have pretty much the lowest failure rate. Far more likely to have an unexpected child on the pill. The extra healing time one is a bit odd. It's a very topical thing and nowadays the incision is so small they don't even need a stitch, just a tiny bandaid. Maybe a reaction to the numbing shot? Hmm

Clearly you've never had a colonoscopy

@@princessmanner1 You’re absolutely right; reply has been edited!

Wait. It's even better than Bundaberg's ginger beer? That's a tall order.

@@deathbevo I'm not generally a fan of ginger beer or ginger ales, so I'm not sure if I've ever tried Bunderberg, but it's very very good.

Yeah, had to look these up - she's a Country Music singer, he's her (retired American football player) husband who has played for the Broncos, the Jets, and the Titans. They have 3 kids.

​@@kevinschultz6091thanks!

@@kevinschultz6091 So you're saying the husband can't keep a job.

@@AlbertaGeek - eh, I don't follow Gridiron Football specifically, but my understanding is that 10 years is a pretty good career in the NFL. According to the interwebz, the average NFL career is 3.3 years, and he managed that with 3 separate teams. So, he was definately "above average" material; a solid B-lister (nothing wrong with that in high-end professional sports) probably in the layer just beneath the actual name-brand superstars.

@@kevinschultz6091 Bet you're fun at parties.

Thank you for not reproducing. My six children thank you, also. 😎

Yes, I second the notion. Thank you for not reproducing. The world already has enough beta males.

But not like giving birth, neither quick or painless. Plus, we usually do it more than once.🤔 Either way, enjoy the gin!

I'm pretty sure you can search online and find out how much money Ryan has made on the deal and what his involvement in it still is. I can't remember the amount, but it was staggering, like 10s of millions of dollars, possibly 100s of millions. All total with his endeavors, He has made money than he could ever spend. He could have multiple movies failures and not be financially hurt by it. To his credit, He is a lot more financially literate that Johnny Depp and Nicolas Cage.

Kids, the medical procedure or the drink?

Um ... you're going to need 2, total.

Such a hot sting.

I can't recall if the anesthesia or post-op after it wore off was worse. That pain from belly button to asshole the day after was intense. Could've rode a Harley home, but once that wore off, it was worse than any kick to the balls ever. BUT...the bags of frozen peas helped, and it was 3 days straight in bed playing Arkham Asylum (yeah, that's how long ago it was), plus a lifetime of no worries about any more kids, and not having my wife side effects of birth control. Totally worth it. Another upshot: any shot to the balls doesn't hurt nearly as bad as before.

@@DMJoeBing I went to work the day after. That was not smart. /decorator.

It is totally worth it. Partners not having to take pills (that could kill them if they are unlucky), or getting pregnant (that could kill them if unlucky). So yes. So so worth it

@Gill Edgar oof! I wasn't moving after the anesthetic wore off. Going to work the next day? Nope!

Nick Cannon did it last year...

@@randysmith4707 not from what I’ve read. People suggested it but he hasn’t done it

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