Wade and the other girls from the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants plan a trip to Cabot Cove.
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@NoxAtlas6 жыл бұрын
I knew that Ryan Reynolds really wanted to play Deadpool and you can see how much he is enjoying it. It's not like he is just playing a role, he is living it. Deadpool was destined to be played by him and I'm looking forward to the upcoming sequel.
@senorstabbing5 жыл бұрын
Blankeye-Sigma, Did you enjoy the sequel?
@lakyak5 жыл бұрын
@@senorstabbing im not the same guy but I liked the movie even though it wasn't better than Deadpool 1 imo
@tytinfinitygauntlet73335 жыл бұрын
super mario ZIP IT THANOS
@lakyak5 жыл бұрын
@@tytinfinitygauntlet7333 ZIP IT BLACK BLACK WIDOW
@senorstabbing5 жыл бұрын
super mario, Black black widow? Are they making a remake?
@cdemarzo8 жыл бұрын
I think ryan reynolds just gets bored at random times and goes "lets do a deadpool thing today"
@BoonUnderScore8 жыл бұрын
I wish it was every day
@TheSoulreaper60008 жыл бұрын
cdemarzo it was the teaser before Logan with a few new things.
@Th_kingsolomon8 жыл бұрын
cdemarzo this was a clip before Logan
@artheminusj11208 жыл бұрын
Or Deadpool likes to do Ryan Reynolds'things...
@Haru.Mendez8 жыл бұрын
cdemarzo AGREE xD
@malix32688 жыл бұрын
Finally, a hero who can see Stan Lee for what he truly is....a cameo.
@wrath407z8 жыл бұрын
Liam Mathews the 4th wall!! Ha ha
@REALYAADYEXTREME8 жыл бұрын
Liam Mathews and the creator for more than half of these superheroes
@malix32688 жыл бұрын
Which is funny considering Deadpool is not one of those. If Deadpool were to question why he doesn't get a Rob Liefeld and Fabian Nicieza, that would truly be awesome.
@robertchambers55888 жыл бұрын
Liam Mathews same thing for me
@DHdead8 жыл бұрын
Liam Mathews LUL you watch markiplier, shut the fuck up
@gamingchronicle83494 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: That dead old guy was Uncle Ben and Deadpool could've saved him if he was faster.
@pcloser21304 жыл бұрын
That’s the joke, that was uncle ben
@abhinandanbanerjee23314 жыл бұрын
But deadpool call 911 and eating the uncle ben food
@dacody23424 жыл бұрын
This isn't original at all
@gamingchronicle83494 жыл бұрын
@@dacody2342 Thanks
@bugela80703 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Spiderman
@georgemiller52477 жыл бұрын
Most people think Deadpool failed to do anything in this short film. That's not true, he actually did three things. 1. He got his suit on by himself 2. He impressed Stan Lee 3. He got free ice cream
@alinarazi61536 жыл бұрын
This is the true beauty of character development
@r3l1csvk6 жыл бұрын
George Miller and 4.he called his costumer. xD
@lanafazaa16616 жыл бұрын
He killed uncle ben
@rezhawajumamichi6 жыл бұрын
@@lanafazaa1661 hahahaaaaa
@jamesfrost20326 жыл бұрын
He also managed a near-impossible feat: eating ice cream without a SPOON!
@dhedemadong8 жыл бұрын
deadpool is the only superhero who tells stan lee to zip it
@zara.12128 жыл бұрын
Dhede Madong because he isn't a hero, he's a anti-hero
@houstonmai29738 жыл бұрын
because deadpool is the only person who knows who stan lee is
@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive8 жыл бұрын
Not the movie we deserve but the movie we need.
@aarongonzalez199888 жыл бұрын
Deadpool just do whatever he wants lol
@K-2968.18 жыл бұрын
Dhede Madong He IS NOT a hero
@robertsmithson91007 жыл бұрын
That's why Uncle Ben's not in Spider-Man: Homecoming
@beckyg14236 жыл бұрын
oh shit
@Dbmiller196 жыл бұрын
HOLY FUCK
@weapoolx1826 жыл бұрын
@Robert Smithson oh no you di'int... 🤣
@789productions96 жыл бұрын
That’s a crazy theory
@thesmelch4206 жыл бұрын
Oof
@joseflutheramadeus4234 жыл бұрын
Ryan isn't acting when he's playing Deadpool, he's just being himself, and that's why we love him
@skooopyyy3 жыл бұрын
I like your deathbat pfp I got one hanging on my wall. I named him D.B, I like to talk to him and tell him about how I was the one that made that fake nft scam in the discord. 13k+ baby
@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel2 жыл бұрын
@@skooopyyy Wait so the lore of deathbat is the dead talks? Interesting what does D.B stand for? Oh wait death bat. Hmm should've called it Terrance ngl
@CardiacYew-xt5zq2 жыл бұрын
@@skooopyyy wtf did I stumble upon elaborate plz
@twotails2 жыл бұрын
Not really. Ryan did mention he has some anxiety. It's not easy to play Deadpool, Ryan's just on a whole nother level of acting skill.
@skooopyyy Жыл бұрын
@@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel no I’m just fucking schizophrenic
@spooder-man41516 жыл бұрын
Peter Parker suddenly comes running saying Uncle Ben!
@udjm_phoenix5 жыл бұрын
Deadpool responds with “This guy was already dead when I got here”
@workingonthename60944 жыл бұрын
Soooooo underrated
@gamesandstuff4474 жыл бұрын
@@udjm_phoenix lol
@caccias01784 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@bigbrother82814 жыл бұрын
Twist: That's how MCU uncle Ben died
@VintageAbed8 жыл бұрын
This was the perfect lead in to Logan. You and Hugh Jackman NEED to do a Deadpool/Wolverine team up buddy cop style.
@yoyostorm23438 жыл бұрын
TheSacko the scene were he was in the booth you could see Logan playing in the backround
@dark2k108 жыл бұрын
TheSacko sorry to say but Hugh jackmans last performance as wolverine was in Logan since he died
@shitpost80118 жыл бұрын
TheSacko wolverine is dead doe
@DragonSinDmine8 жыл бұрын
dark2k10 not in deadpool's era because Logan takes place in the future
@dudleybalrog73488 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Cable and Deadpool would be a better buddy cop flick. That said, I'd love to see Deadpool claim that he has "secured" a Wolverine guest appearance, only to reveal a terrified Hugh Jackman tied up and gagged in Deadpool's bathtub. "I KEEP TELLING YOU, I'M JUST AN ACTOR, MATE! LET ME GO HOME!" "Oh Wolverine, your memory is so terrible...ha ha ha...Don't worry, though, we'll get you fixed up in a jiffy!"
@Iris-fy1ji6 жыл бұрын
Deadpool: Zip it Stan Lee!!! Stan Lee: Don't make me come down there you punk!!!!!!!
@seanziethen10324 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest Trailers ever made: It shows us who the character is and what to expect from him without even showing a single bit of the actual movie! 😂👌
@robertsmithson91008 жыл бұрын
Is Ryan Reynolds playing Deadpool, or has Ryan Reynolds BECOME Deadpool?
@iammarkanthony18 жыл бұрын
Robert Smithson Deadpool is playing Ryan Reynolds as himself in movies about his life.
@EdsterIII8 жыл бұрын
He has become Deadpool. And its AWESOME. You can see he loves the role. Hell even in the Wolverine Orgins you could see the snarky smart ass Deadpool coming out...except they sewed his mouth....DUMBEST MOVE in an XMen movie yet. Point is the care he's putting in to this is obvious. Deadpool is really turning into one of the best Marvel franchises they have. GET Wolverine in part 2. DO IT!!!! The comedic possibilities are ENDLESS.
@front.mp49578 жыл бұрын
No. Deadpool has become Ryan Reynolds.
@qwerty2895aa8 жыл бұрын
M.K.M. прусскіе россвцс
@vincentmeade25348 жыл бұрын
hey he is its like Hugh Jackman as wolverine
@SuigaRou8 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck robs a guy and leaves that sweet sweet ice cream there to melt? Thank god Deadpool was there.
@happywinterbears8 жыл бұрын
SuigaRou XD
@mely84088 жыл бұрын
SuigaRou, Hell yeah. I would've done the same.
@manojkumargaranayak38218 жыл бұрын
SuigaRou Fuck you
@SuigaRou8 жыл бұрын
Manoj Kumar Garanayak No thanks.
@felipeh81598 жыл бұрын
Pls
@cringeworthy26678 жыл бұрын
Starting to think that the prologue scene of Deadpool 2 should be a group of actors auditioning for Cable. Even better if they get some of the actors that were actually considered for the role.
@whispersinthedark90648 жыл бұрын
holly fuck that'll be gold😂
@steveblake10028 жыл бұрын
somebody calls ryan reynolds and tell him dat 😂😂
@benpage118 жыл бұрын
cringe worthy YES
@bluehalo23698 жыл бұрын
SOOOO MUCH CRINGE MY MAN SOOO MUCH CRINGE
@kintokisa8 жыл бұрын
weird to think cable is here without Apocalypse
@WadeWilson-4 жыл бұрын
No wonder superman always puts his underwear over his pants
@rinrin81924 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@whale22074 жыл бұрын
😂
@nekrus14 жыл бұрын
Mindblown xD
@shreyasbangera53934 жыл бұрын
Kill me please
@lamohead68734 жыл бұрын
Fuck your so dumb wade
@rocketraccoon12018 жыл бұрын
I would love to see Hugh Jackman in this movie. Not Wolverine, just Hugh Jackman. But Deadpool is convinced that he is actually Wolverine. He refuses to accept that he's not really Wolverine.
@sarahandro52278 жыл бұрын
Wish deadpool and wolverine did a cross over 😞
@rh3718 жыл бұрын
Sarah Andro I hope they dont. The seriousness that wolverine has wouldnt go well with the comedy in this movie. Would just make no sense
@lux20178 жыл бұрын
Nessle I mean they did it with the recent night at the museum and it was pretty funny
@manchesterunited91438 жыл бұрын
no wolverine cameo, but Hugh Jackman makes an appearance as Hugh Jackman? possibly
@yamiyu8 жыл бұрын
rocket raccoon we meet again brother
@sproutsu5 жыл бұрын
Spider-Man: *Gets suit on is legit a second* Deadpool: *Takes about 50 seconds to get his suit on*
@aionicthunder4 жыл бұрын
Well, Spidey already had his suit on, unless it’s Tom Holland, where not only is it loose to be put on easily, it also fits to Peter’s measurements after being put on. Also helps that there’s less stuff on the suit
@HumanoidCreatur4 жыл бұрын
deadpool's suit is very thick and heavy so people don't see his face shape while the others use very thin halloween suits (and the iron suits just put themselves on) so it's quite easy to wear for them.
@cybersentient47583 жыл бұрын
Antman just takes 4 secs lmao
@Cockalicious3 жыл бұрын
@@HumanoidCreatur or it's just that this movie is meant to be comedically realistic and shows the flaws of those earlier movies.
@dinnerboons15043 жыл бұрын
@@Cockalicious it doesn’t take that long to take off your shirt and pants and wear some suit and mask. You can even see him take off his clothes and suit up in 30 seconds in homecoming. The reason Deadpool takes so long is because he has a belt and swords.
@DynamicVEVO8 жыл бұрын
So this is how uncle ben died ...
@glennlikeaboss16068 жыл бұрын
Dynamic TM no😂😂😂😂,, uncle Ben is so old, and remenber that peters aunt is too young
@pete49128 жыл бұрын
Dynamic TM oh shit, I should've looked at the comments before I made that same joke. oh well, it's there now and I'm not getting rid of it.
@Pancakes268 жыл бұрын
Dynamic TM I cri evertiem
@MsRodrigo9898988 жыл бұрын
😔😭
@frostbite71548 жыл бұрын
Dynamic TM *Spiderman walks by the rice section sees Uncle Bens rice*
@SpacemanAbe Жыл бұрын
They showed this at the opening of Logan (2017) right before the movie started. It was used as a teaser for Deadpool 2 that wouldn’t came out for a whole other year. I remember I went with my cousin to see it and the entire audience laughed! Especially when the Superman theme started playing I remember thinking how did DC allow Marvel to use that music? It was such an amazing experience! Seeing a really funny Deadpool 2 teaser and then a really badass hard R Wolverine movie right after! Anybody that went and saw it at the time will remember how great of an experience it was!
@rhinuu045 Жыл бұрын
thats so perfect lmaoo i knew i remember seeing this somewhere
@theYokoHiguchi8 жыл бұрын
"Zip it, Stan Lee!" Quote of the year.
@nickpancakes26308 жыл бұрын
No really not. It's not that great
@Jtblake8 жыл бұрын
The most beautiful 4th wall break I've ever heard
@timothyoconnell76388 жыл бұрын
Yoko Higuchi true
@andrius61998 жыл бұрын
Yoko Higuchi p
@oswalddouglas2718 жыл бұрын
Andrius アンドルー
@kdcharun8 жыл бұрын
I'm calling it, the dead guy is uncle ben!
@ari_dexel42888 жыл бұрын
kdcharun noice
@shnpio8 жыл бұрын
kdcharun that would be an amazing plot twist
@blakechandler1678 жыл бұрын
kdcharun plot twist
@jakestone27778 жыл бұрын
kdcharun thatd actualy be awesome
@Frankie51978 жыл бұрын
he is because he was eating Ben and Jerrys ice cream!
@weapoolx1826 жыл бұрын
― 2:06 Nice suit. ― 2:07 Zip it, Stan Lee! ― ..... 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐫! RIP Stan.
@HamoTheUltimate4 жыл бұрын
Lmao i love how fast his hand reach the right place
@Wildicon194 жыл бұрын
RIP Stan Lee! Thank you for the best comment ever!
@weapoolx1824 жыл бұрын
@@Wildicon19 **Thank you for the best comment ever!** I dunno want to blush mg... I'm a modest guy. Anyways, thanks 4 your txt ;D
@2vibing84 жыл бұрын
Of lmao
@weapoolx1824 жыл бұрын
@@2vibing8 lol 😁lol
@ayushmanbhatt77054 жыл бұрын
This guy has potential, he can become an actual actor.
@laudrella55133 жыл бұрын
Meh, I doubt it.
@Holdinii233 жыл бұрын
I mean he’s alright
@blooddonor55823 жыл бұрын
Dude where have you been living for the past 4 years?
@Suchwerewolf3 жыл бұрын
🔥 🏥
@candyrushascendedphoenix83 жыл бұрын
Yea..maybe like to see him in a Marvel movie
@LchanOtakudom7 жыл бұрын
“Zip it, Stan Lee!”
@cry0gen606 жыл бұрын
"Goodbye, Stan Lee." 😢
@thecrazedchef72786 жыл бұрын
He zipped it for the last time. Stan Lee will forever be a hero to many.
@stoopiosproductions31306 жыл бұрын
And zip it he did.
@sebsandford6 жыл бұрын
RIP stan lee :-(
@lechongmanok58086 жыл бұрын
Rip it stan lee😭😭
@tahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha7 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Deadpool is the one and only successful franchise that I think will retain its success in the future.
@user05536 жыл бұрын
Batman Wolverine Became Succesful Too!
@JoelWalker565 жыл бұрын
Uhm, ever heard of the MCU?
@anmolinterscopian30575 жыл бұрын
Now its ended
@DoctorHver5 жыл бұрын
Its the only aspect of the Fox-men cul that will survive the takeover by Disney.
@Flipindabird235 жыл бұрын
Plenty of movies are still successful, and withstanding the pressures of time. This is just a half assed train of thought that you decided was a good idea to post for some reason, I do believe the first dead pool will be remembered for a few decades, but the second one is pretty much already forgotten lol
@vuppet56846 жыл бұрын
I just realised that there’s ‘logan’ on the movie theatre sign
@arthurmorgan54326 жыл бұрын
Same
@jour_rad6 жыл бұрын
This was a pre-Logan scene lol. It played before the movie.
@ekigaku67876 жыл бұрын
And a Firefly poster on the window he was running from
@enigma_plays22906 жыл бұрын
Vsauce Puppet this is the post credit scene for logan
@enigma_plays22906 жыл бұрын
Jour_rad no it played after the movie
@brockcooperproductions5 жыл бұрын
I have great memories of sitting down in the theater to watch Logan and thinking this was the opening scene. My heart skipped a beat and I was so happy to see Deadpool make a surprise appearance with this awesome short, followed by the greatest superhero film ever made. It was such a great night
@pete49128 жыл бұрын
You mean to tell me that deadpool could've saved uncle Ben?
@pete49128 жыл бұрын
That's it, next time I see him my foot is going to get real friendly with his ass...
@winstonthegorilla2k2328 жыл бұрын
pete yes btw did you know that peanut butter is made from peanuts?
@winstonthegorilla2k2328 жыл бұрын
pete btw are you going to make a cameo in this movie?
@winstonthegorilla2k2328 жыл бұрын
pete I would like some of your peanut butter sounds better than mine.
@pete49128 жыл бұрын
WH250398 I promise it'll be fine, at the very least it will be like amazing Spiderman 1 and 2 an okay movie.
@immortalfrieza7 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing this is why most superheroes wear their costumes underneath their clothes, and even those who don't the costumes are designed to be put on and removed quickly and easily.
@Synyster9758 жыл бұрын
He should have said "Fuck off Stan. You didn't create my character so you don't deserve a cameo."
@Zeonder8 жыл бұрын
Synyster975 no he shouldn't have...
@Sackboy101118 жыл бұрын
The One Above All Else...... He watches over us.
@Jose-se9pu8 жыл бұрын
Stan saying "what the hell am I doing here, I had nothing to do with the creation of this fucker" is the best way to put that joke in a movie.
@michaeldromes39488 жыл бұрын
you seem to be clueless about comedy timing
@Masonhill768 жыл бұрын
Synyster975 Stan is the God of marvel. But I would have honestly loved for him to say such thing.
@energizr28163 жыл бұрын
Let's appreciate the fact that Stan Lee's cameos are always cool and funny , especially this one
@Jack-rk7jc8 жыл бұрын
Is Stan Lee making trailer cameos now? 😂
@GettingbywithGerard8 жыл бұрын
Jackson Meade Only for Deadpool
@JonTheVGNerd8 жыл бұрын
+Smart Zom Someone's rather butthurt today.
@TheJasminreyes238 жыл бұрын
Jackson Meade bxbbznxn
@miguelangelluna2578 жыл бұрын
Jackson Meade Pretty much yeah....
@isaiah40508 жыл бұрын
Stan Lee makes cameos in every movie of his
@atticusfinch49018 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see Deadpool 2. I am not a comic book/movie fan and my son had to drag me to the theatre to see Deadpool but one it came on I was hooked. Ryan did an awesome job.
@thecuriouscaseofbenjaminbu53168 жыл бұрын
bless you sir and your son
@atticusfinch49018 жыл бұрын
thanks man god bless you too
@GenetMJF8 жыл бұрын
My father watched the movie too even if he doesn't care of superhero etc. movies. He admitted that it was quite good. And after I bought the DVD, in one day my father came to me and my brother "so....? Should we watch the Deadpool movie tonight?" And he had already seen it and so had me and my brother :,D
@mommythiccums50128 жыл бұрын
Atticus Finch so was it Jem that dragged you to the theater
@Adam-gh4re8 жыл бұрын
what a great fucking life story
@mr.watermelon34738 жыл бұрын
"ZIP IT STAN LEE!" hahaha hilarious love his cameos.
@maromalul91342 жыл бұрын
Most realistic suit up sequence ever
@Mike-eo1bw8 жыл бұрын
Deadpool was created to be played by Ryan Reynolds
@iamfuturetrunks8 жыл бұрын
Michael Perez He definitely does a great job at it. Also like how he does so much promotion for it. I hope he keeps it up though. Seeing him show up in other shows or commercials being deadpool would be enjoyable.
@AnomalyINC8 жыл бұрын
Other way around.
@lozicrazy8 жыл бұрын
Michael Perez "created"....
@schplafff8 жыл бұрын
Both ways ? :D
@MrRainandThunderrelaxingsounds8 жыл бұрын
What do you mean "other way around"? Obviously none of them are created to be played by the other, but if anything it should be Deadpool created to be played by Ryan Reynolds - he's older than Deadpool.
@samuelkristel50418 жыл бұрын
So deadpool is making fun of all the other superheros😂😂 What fun.
@annakristelova52058 жыл бұрын
Yeh
@rossao31428 жыл бұрын
samuel kristel That's what he does, he did it in the first film too.
@smartzom10488 жыл бұрын
samuel kristel you're such a dumbass knowing just now that he dose
@jamesszumowski66378 жыл бұрын
Dude that's the whole point of Deadpool
@variansloth8 жыл бұрын
tell me more about what he dose
@Itsdeliseyoucando8 жыл бұрын
It would've funny if deadpool screamed out, "Oh god Uncle ben" then have the camera zoom into a ripped bag of "Uncle Ben's Rice"
@ranpo_edogawa8 жыл бұрын
Now that would've been great!
@mouffinmix51538 жыл бұрын
Dominick De Lise then makes another cut to peter Parker crying
@bk19838 жыл бұрын
You're a genius.
@josh.02208 жыл бұрын
Dominick De Lise Nah, that's some stupid Scary Movie shit
@wtfMYRONL8 жыл бұрын
Dominick De Lise product placement
@yurrrgang2 жыл бұрын
Who’s here after the whole announcement that Hugh Jackman’s returning as Wolverine in Deadpool 3?!
@hungtheheroluu2 жыл бұрын
me
@NoobMaster-d8z2 жыл бұрын
Same
@gourabchangder3089 Жыл бұрын
Me
@muzankibutsuji8567 Жыл бұрын
😅
@muzankibutsuji8567 Жыл бұрын
😅
@iBoneApple8 жыл бұрын
You have a couple of people portraying Batman,some Superman,new one Spiderman,but no one will ever be able to be Deadpool like Ryan Reynolds
@donkeydefense8 жыл бұрын
Delirium or Logan like Huge Jacked Man
@captsparrowslady8 жыл бұрын
Pavlos Pavlakos *Hugh Jackman
@captsparrowslady8 жыл бұрын
I totally missed that they misspelled deadpool. lol.
@saadsurve70358 жыл бұрын
Ofcourse there will be others playing deadpool.... In time. And wolverine too, just coz hugh jackman got old they wont stop making wolverine movies......
@Manymanyhats8 жыл бұрын
Christopher nolan, or the guy who played Ron in Kim possible
@LightninGamesOfficial8 жыл бұрын
TELL ME ANYTHING I MISSED 0:43 - reference to logan movie, & ryan Reynolds graffiti refrence 0:45 - nathan summers cumming soon (cabe) 0:47- possible hope summers refrence (thankyou mariana) 2:04 - firefly posters in the window 2:07 - larry king 2:08 - call your mom 2:17 - another logan refrence 2:17 - oggy graffiti on wall (oggy is character created by x-men, deadpool and avengers writer Jason Aaron and is based in the main marvel universe) 2:17 - foxy graffiti on wall (foxy briggs is a character created by stan lee and steve ditco and is based in the main marvel universe) 2:31- old man is possibly uncle ben 2:45 - mmm lays 2:47- ariana grande graffiti (thankyou mariana) 3:01 - alien cats (could be a reference to catman a character created by stan lee and jack kirby who is based in the main marvel universe) 3:06 - ice cream is obviously ben and jerries 3:28 - hugh jackman impression 3:35 The old man and the sea is the story of a fight between and elderly, accomplished fisherman, Santiago, and a really big fish. Like... HUGE. The story opens with Santiago suffering eighty four days without catching a fish because he's the unluckiest son of a bitch on planet earth. Honesty, if you were in a boat for eighty four days, it'd be hard NOT to catch a fish... even by accident. Santiago was so unlucky that his apprentice, Manolin, was forbidden by his Ma and Pa to fish with him. But as the Fresh Prince used to say, "Parents just don't understand". So the boy visits Santiago's shack anyway, ignoring the inherent risks of unsupervised playtime with an elderly man who talks to himself. Manolin helps out, moving Santiago's fishing gear, making food, and talking about baseball. Especially Joe DiMaggio, who used to bump fuzzies with Marilyn Monroe. The next day, Santiago tells Manolin that he's going way out into the gulf Stream. WAY OUT north of Cuba. Lady Luck is returning. On the eighty-fifth day of his crappy lunch, Santiago drops his lines and by noon, gets a bite from what feels like a big-ass fish. He's sure he's a winner. He fights and fights and fights and fights but can't pull the monster in.Santiago's leaky old boat is pulled by the fish for two days and nights as he holds on for dear life. Even though he's bloody and beat, Santiago begins to appreciate this mighty adversary. He starts calling him "Brother" or maybe even "Bro". It's sort of a love story if you really think about it. And like most romantic comedies, the reader pictures a delightful outfit changing montage, followed by the inevitable interspecies wedding. But on the third day, Santiago is freakin' EXHAUSTED, and decides he just wants the fish to do what he says and not always swim wherever it wants. So he stabs it. With a fucking harpoon. It's a mess. Super gross. Blood everywhere. Because, like many men his age, Santiago has difficulty expressing his emotions and fears with words instead of giving in to base desires and imposing his gigantically terrible position on any given subject through unblinking violence. Typical. Anyway, he straps the marlin to the side of his skiff and hits the road home, read to act like a total show off to everyone and probably gouge people on the price. But guess what? Pretty soon sharks begin to attack the bleeding Marlin's carcass, because as we all know, life is a tragic opera and just when you think you've finally found something good and true, sharks come along and rip it all to fucking shreds while dry-humping your dignity with their crazy-weird shark dicks. Sure, Santiago tries killing a few of them, but drops his harpoon because his hands are just as old as he is. By nighttime, the sharks have pretty much eaten the entire marlin. Only a bleach-white skeleton remains, silently mocking him in the murky darkness. Santiago realizes he's still unlucky, REALLY unlucky (DUH!) Ma calls the sharks "dream killers". Which isn't really all that fair, I mean, the sharks were just doing their job and the marlin... Jesus, don't even get me started on the marlin. It was just hanging out one day, minding it's own business, maybe thinking about ways it could be a better provider for it's family and WHAM! Harpoon in the brain. Who's the "Dream killer" now, fuckface! The hypocrisy is pretty much boundless at this point. Eventually Santiago makes it ashore. Leaving the bones of the marlin and the boat, he hobbles to his shack. He makes it home and crashes, like I said - He's super tired. The next morning, a group of fisherman gather around Santiago's boat. One measures the skeleton and, holy shit shingles! It's over 18 feet! The head of the fish is given to Pedrico (Strange that this is the first mention of him) and the other fishermen ask Manolin to send their glad tidings to the old man. Manolin brings Santiago newspapers and coffee when he wakes and they decide to fish together again. Many years later there's a Red Lobster restaurant in nearly every city in America offering a casual dining experience and convenient parking.
Did you really just fucking type all that shit? o_O
@lildude20188 жыл бұрын
... Did you really just say that Stan Lee was Larry King???...
@caramelldansen41018 жыл бұрын
Stan Lee: "Wow nice suit" Deadpool: "Zip it Stan Lee!"
@PV12308 жыл бұрын
Stan Lee
@lichking22338 жыл бұрын
or forrest gump
@TheeMoonstar8 жыл бұрын
Caramell Dansen Really? I thought it went, Deadpool: "Wow nice glasses!" Stan Lee: "Zip it Deadpool!"
@caramelldansen41018 жыл бұрын
Thee Moonstar Lol
@Videohead-eq5cy8 жыл бұрын
Caramell Dansen Stan Lee - "dude your fly's down" Deadpool - "zip it, Stan Lee"
@dyspraxicgoat64724 жыл бұрын
that story at the end! bravo Ryan, bravo. also both movies were amazing!
@adama57428 жыл бұрын
0:50 To the upper left of the phone booth (Logan) 0:50 Right side of phone booth door (Nathan Summers coming soon... aka Cable) 2:18 Right side of screen (Logan... again) I love me a good batch of Easter eggs lolz
@rnqtn8 жыл бұрын
Nova Burst, let's try to get this comment to the top so we don't get a hundred people commenting about one thing... oh wait, it has already begun.
@RWilsonPagarigan8 жыл бұрын
Nova Burst *dont forget the ice cream reference... aka, the death of uncle ben*
@cethien8 жыл бұрын
the whole thing with the cell booth is a rference to superman i think :D
@smallshowzoom32788 жыл бұрын
Boris Sotnikow it is
@roonrider118 жыл бұрын
Nova burst when dead pool lies on uncle Ben at the end it's clearly says Alley Cats on the bin in red maybe something to do with cat women ?
@3oxiarchi8 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Deadpool to play in Ryan Reynolds 2! edit: i did not expect this many likes. looks like i have two tc's now.
@davidstevens238 жыл бұрын
Phanic! With the Crybabies and ShaneDominates hahaha This comment is Great!
@icedeclipse35677 жыл бұрын
jason walling ikr XD
@Bonesy7 жыл бұрын
omg
@thestranger59117 жыл бұрын
sarbear same here
@michaelndegwa24727 жыл бұрын
Good lord i got so freaking TRIGGERED!!! Nice one 👍
@RoXo19878 жыл бұрын
(pLOT tWIST) THAT WAS UNCLE BEN WHO GOT SHOT!
@MuhammadAffan.258 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂😂
@goldspirit50928 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@urielgonzalez9008 жыл бұрын
poor Peter😭😭
@zenreefer78178 жыл бұрын
Bruh...why this comment gotta get me off guard like that
@stonecat6768 жыл бұрын
TOO DAMN OLD FOR THE NEW AUNT MAY!
@skoupo Жыл бұрын
6 years and I just noticed that the theatre is playing “Logan” 💀
@misterryeyou82498 жыл бұрын
This is already a better Superman movie than the last two Superman movies we got... oh wait.
@YTChannel4208 жыл бұрын
Mister Rye You Deadpool saved more people in this footage than Superman did in the past 2 movies
@Touchii8 жыл бұрын
Fuck off both of you
@jessieved12788 жыл бұрын
nah this fell flat
@cryofpaine8 жыл бұрын
Totally agree. Superman IV was horrible. And I thought Superman Returns was ok, but not nearly as good as this. It would be nice if they would start making Superman movies again.
@3DVRTVPCG8 жыл бұрын
good
@cheyenneedmonson56488 жыл бұрын
"You wanna die uncle." "Please don't hurt me." doesn't that sound familiar. R.I.P
@cheyenneedmonson56488 жыл бұрын
I'm also pretty sure the red lobster story was basically spideypool FanFic metaphorically XD Lawls.
@chaoticidiot65128 жыл бұрын
It's actually a synopsis of Ernest Hemingway's "Old Man and the Sea", which is basically the whole plot of Logan
@cheyenneedmonson56488 жыл бұрын
^^ thanks, I kind of figured because of the issue wolverine I can't remember for sure it was in the 30's when wolverine and Puck met ernest hehe, I was just making a joke by Deadpool's choice of word use. XD
@cheyenneedmonson56488 жыл бұрын
Akira Strife oops forgot to tag you, but I checked my collection it was issue #35 😄
@Kerosene.5 жыл бұрын
Lol I love the references 1.theres the movie Logan in the movie theater 2.hes dressing up like superman in a phone booth
@strider0295 жыл бұрын
3. It's actually Uncle Ben (Spiderman)
@3Guys1Video4 жыл бұрын
Stryder oh?
@chrisap70534 жыл бұрын
And the bloody superman theme is also playing
@giantsalsa39774 жыл бұрын
“Nathan Summers coming soon.” Written on the phone booth. Nathan Summers is *Cable’s* Alter Ego.
@TimStamper893 жыл бұрын
And the Dragonball Z reference
@johnrockyryan7 ай бұрын
Imagine people back in 2018 looking at the Logan title on the cinema in the background thinking "Damn shame Hugh retired the character we could have had an incredible Deadpool and Wolverine movie"
@jasondmarajh8 жыл бұрын
*"You probably wouldn't be dead if it was Logan, what does he got to change into? Guy wears a f__ tank top and a pair of jeans"*
@oakraidergrl4lif8 жыл бұрын
That had me laughing.
@ForeverknightGaming8 жыл бұрын
Jason D. Marajh I just so happen to start reading this comment right when he started saying it! Hahaha
@Shadow98418 жыл бұрын
Foreverknight Gaming Saaammmeee.
@heyroodeanwings8 жыл бұрын
Jason D. Marajh x
@VraccasVII8 жыл бұрын
Why did you censor yourself?
@DarellB8 жыл бұрын
Ryan Reynolds should do more random skits like this
@rnqtn8 жыл бұрын
Darell B. He really should. I honestly think he fits Deadpool better than anyone.
@TitoB3128 жыл бұрын
+Be Inspired Once Dead pool always Dead pool anyways the movie Logan sucks the original ain't there
@andresdionicio74228 жыл бұрын
Darell B. this isn't a random skit
@marcelonaus25398 жыл бұрын
Wwn
@davez2real8 жыл бұрын
Darell B. yeah but it's way too expensive to produce trust me
@GillBoldberg8 жыл бұрын
I have no idea how they got the rights to use the Superman theme but kudos!
@YoBoiSyn8 жыл бұрын
Jared Ward It would count as being transformative since it was pretty much a parody scene therefore it would fall under fair use iirc.
@guigui19928 жыл бұрын
Well they made a few hundred million with their movie... so yeah that helps a little bit.
@micahpheonix59368 жыл бұрын
easy you pay for it
@Morgoth32348 жыл бұрын
coz DC/WB aren't dickheads unlike some mouses
@jayguero21238 жыл бұрын
Jared Ward Well, I don't think they really did. I suppose this skit counts as a parody so it's a-ok to use theme without permission. Also the theme was lower pitched.
@elcangri9554 Жыл бұрын
2024 I’m watching this & im still laughing 😂 I’m so excited for the new Deadpool & Wolverine movie coming in July
@varsikansrikanthan363910 ай бұрын
Same 😂
@piqueny88725 ай бұрын
1.08 Deadpool just mooning the audience as. Every one awaits in suspension ass cheeks out check! Lol
@asian-fascination6 жыл бұрын
My favorite Stan Lee cameo. Rest in peace. Excelsior!
@J4ckpot238 жыл бұрын
I love how the movie theater says Logan
@georgeytg8 жыл бұрын
At 2:18 you can also see his poster
@pie_reee3438 жыл бұрын
J4ckpot23 thought I was the only one who saw that heh
@gramps22258 жыл бұрын
you love it?? you mean " hey look its an Easter egg!"
@LargestSlice8 жыл бұрын
And there are Firefly-posters all over the place. :D
@Honeyxilim8 жыл бұрын
Also, there's the "Nathan Summers Coming Soon" on the phone
@shrikantshelar5988 жыл бұрын
now stan lee also wants to appear in teasers😂😂
@magneticmods30368 жыл бұрын
triple_sss s xD
@nathantaylor21468 жыл бұрын
This is actually the end of Logan, post credits scene.
@Nicholaskgaming8 жыл бұрын
Nathan Taylor what, really?
@ryancols8 жыл бұрын
Nathan Taylor It's at the start of my showings
@iSpaceCake998 жыл бұрын
Nathan Taylor Wtf really? I went to watch Logan yesterday and this wasnt shown at the end :((( or in the begining for that matter ...
@MycallsArt9 ай бұрын
7yrs later and this is still funny to watch. RIP Stan Lee.
@insertwittyusernamehere12897 жыл бұрын
Zip it, Stan Lee!
@AddisonPage6 жыл бұрын
Coming back to this scene after the Deadpool 2 movie came out, I finally noticed the phone booth. "Nathan Summers (Cable) cumming soon"!
@pedinhu186 жыл бұрын
:(
@abgbad836 жыл бұрын
Goodbye stan lee...you will be missed dearly...no more cameos...
@Jmgjgdjd56 жыл бұрын
I hate how this cameo is never listed in the Stan Lee cameo compilation videos
@cry0gen606 жыл бұрын
Goodbye, Stan Lee. 😢
@_SuperMack_8 жыл бұрын
The old man could be uncle Ben
@unknowngaming57518 жыл бұрын
_ SuperMack4321 _ my God...
@seanieboi12348 жыл бұрын
_ SuperMack4321 _ Holy Fuckin Shit!!!!!
@srishtiberry16278 жыл бұрын
_ SuperMack4321 _ oh my god
@gse_panda13168 жыл бұрын
Oh noooooo
@rhyssdeacon18458 жыл бұрын
Please make that Deadpool's debut in the MCU XDDD
@martinblake22788 жыл бұрын
I was really surprised by the first movie. Never thought such a funny character exist in the comic books. Not much of a superhero fan but after watching that first film, I am definitely a huge Deadpool fan now. Converted and can't wait for this film to come out.
@rnqtn8 жыл бұрын
Doctor Doom, it's amazing xD
@betaraybillfan17508 жыл бұрын
donchuanism That wasn't deadpool.
@abdizur87658 жыл бұрын
Yoda #When she rubs the lightsaber No, no it wasn't. That was Undead Cyclops-Armblades, but I can understand the confusion. 😉
@michaelstroud20724 жыл бұрын
I love the sense of humour mixed with casual insanity
@T.O.Z8 жыл бұрын
Here before this is #1 on Trending. Who's hyped for Deadpool 2?
@bigstunna20498 жыл бұрын
Afroz me
@bigsmoke84168 жыл бұрын
i am
@winterash64608 жыл бұрын
Afroz hope you know that this was a scene before Logan you dumb fuck
@bigboychris4468 жыл бұрын
Everybody is
@jumplikejordan548 жыл бұрын
Im so happy right now
@DaveHax8 жыл бұрын
Lol this looks brilliant!
@Marvelmania3608 жыл бұрын
I know your channel
@brisahiggins69704 жыл бұрын
Wait you watch KZbin on this account to? 😂😂😂 well I guess that’s cool.
@rickshawali8 жыл бұрын
To understand this, I had to go WAAAAAAY BACK! Also, LOGAN was such a great movie!
@Badrysh8 жыл бұрын
Dat superman theme though!
@Ieokk8 жыл бұрын
yey
@bburde28 жыл бұрын
I saw LOGAN with my mom yesterday, and I was very sad afterwords because damn near everyone died DX
@awhochen15638 жыл бұрын
bburde2 Except the kids.
@xkosdarkness57948 жыл бұрын
bburde2 right my brother cried because of it😅
@kris_kwas4 жыл бұрын
Making fun of Hugh Jackmans superhero attire and his accent at the end😂
@varsikansrikanthan363910 ай бұрын
hey man guess what😂 no fucking way
@MisterMelange8 жыл бұрын
It was cool of DC Comics to let them use the "Superman" theme...
@yusei63098 жыл бұрын
Darkwing Dude DC had too DC is the child of marvel
@thebrainlessrobot76648 жыл бұрын
Spencer Deleon no it isnt lol
@Electro219648 жыл бұрын
Spencer Deleon DC came first you goon.
@alexbyrne86858 жыл бұрын
Spencer Deleon DC has been around longer than Marvel, dude.
@alia-fl6hj8 жыл бұрын
Spencer Deleon Actually DC was made first so Marvel is the child of DC.
@daphneloose58808 жыл бұрын
loved the Superman music when he was in the phone booth!!
@Twinleaf_26238 жыл бұрын
All my powers, and I couldn't even save him.
@johnny59368 жыл бұрын
Ronald Lim You do know that Superman has super speed right?
@Meowblivion8 жыл бұрын
Ronald Lim At least Iron Man has an excuse
@gillianday48046 жыл бұрын
2:08-2:19, Deadpool running in slow-motion. It's love at first sight for all you fans out there!
@1987bisdann6 жыл бұрын
you so damn right.
@gillianday48046 жыл бұрын
Oh YEAH!@@1987bisdann
@ChłódPoranka6 жыл бұрын
Song.name?
@gillianday48046 жыл бұрын
St Elmo's Fire by English Singer John Parr@@ChłódPoranka
@BizarreSummer-bl6fm5 жыл бұрын
your wife left you
@randompoorlydrawndragon30762 жыл бұрын
I just love the superman theme playing while he puts on the suit
@yuka_xkendouri5 жыл бұрын
I want “DEADPOOL 3”
@janerik59974 жыл бұрын
Me too sister
@Relichunters014 жыл бұрын
Ry Ry confirmed it's happening and that it's r rated a while ago
@janmejaykrishna7094 жыл бұрын
@@Relichunters01 Really?
@brisahiggins69704 жыл бұрын
@Janmejay Krishna yes it is happening. But it’s not in the next phase at the moment. We will have to wait for more information but for now all we know is that it’s happening.
@janmejaykrishna7094 жыл бұрын
@@brisahiggins6970 thanks for the information mate
@neareed92418 жыл бұрын
So was Stan lee just watching that guy get mugged ?
@pepe126998 жыл бұрын
ICOИiC _ lmao
@imhungry65818 жыл бұрын
Fareed Ahamed and watching Wafe change clothes?
@imhungry65818 жыл бұрын
*Wade
@DaylightRiders8 жыл бұрын
Fareed Ahamed yes because Stan Lee is The Watcher.
@cody_king19948 жыл бұрын
yes lol
@Knightfall1828 жыл бұрын
LOL. There goes Snyder's last chance to use the proper Superman theme. Well played Fox.
@TyroneWiggerson8 жыл бұрын
LMAO virgin
@pwn1ngw4ffl3s8 жыл бұрын
lonewolftony Fun fact; people who call other people virgins on the Internet are most likely virgins themselves.
@rookie7138 жыл бұрын
Knightfall182 they even used the classic Superman changing in phone booth thing😂
@the_ZAMURAI8 жыл бұрын
lol get it because Snyder's is actually better
@Ike_of_pyke8 жыл бұрын
Knightfall182 Williams theme has nothing compared to walker's theme
@cavespidergamingyt5 ай бұрын
So glad this masterpiece didn’t become lost media
@saitamasenpai2308 жыл бұрын
This is the most realistic super hero scene ever.
@djemergency5128 жыл бұрын
Ryan Reynolds need to become a KZbin content creator and make mini movies....
@djemergency5128 жыл бұрын
I've seen skits, but no mini movies, I would guess the production cost is a lot.
@second18148 жыл бұрын
5PIDER_ nah deadpool needs to become a KZbinr
@saraharper39308 жыл бұрын
1) I wholeheartedly agree with this. 2) Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
@michaelmota46028 жыл бұрын
the new key and peele
@icron1c.8 жыл бұрын
actually youtube just likes shit over quality or quantity looking at how they suck pewdiepies and zoellas dicks all the time because they just fart out videos that make them a lot of money and don't look at people like dp because they're selfish cunts, well that's my opinion
@brandonhules20467 жыл бұрын
Stan Lee: Nice Suit Deadpool: Zip it Stan Lee
@tonyrodriguez29435 жыл бұрын
Stan Lee’s Gone 😢.
@JohnDoe-qe9fg5 жыл бұрын
Tony Rodriguez to soon man... to soon
@AudioPerplex Жыл бұрын
I love how it's a play on the superhero getting changed in the in the phone booth gag and how Deadpool just couldn't get there in time to save the guy That's hilarious, That's comic genius and f****** credible but I just digress with the whole thing because I would rather see the other thing but in comedy you're not supposed to get what you expect, so I see what you're trying to do and I respect that.
@peytonjenkin6068 жыл бұрын
I literally just watched a man change
@djdoubx960008 жыл бұрын
15 million people and counting do to.
@-ninjanOodlez8 жыл бұрын
I have. 4 times now. Might watch a couple more times.
@picodrift8 жыл бұрын
a whole min of a man change geez what have ads deez day become soul sucking betch
@TH3BR3ADMAK3R8 жыл бұрын
P DOG nice lolz
@marcosantonio11618 жыл бұрын
n
@brucewayne51358 жыл бұрын
Can't wait til the movie comes out. NO ONE can replace Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool.
@arnojr.10388 жыл бұрын
Bruce Wayne Ryan the GOAT
@Sashil018 жыл бұрын
Bruce Wayne Maybe Chris Hardwick if it wasn't for his being a scrawny nerd lacking coordination 👓
@Kameronathan8 жыл бұрын
This is going to end up on the trending list. I'm calling it.
@TaylorPhase8 жыл бұрын
Kameron Morton that's common sense. Why would it not?
@MyucelDaily8 жыл бұрын
Kameron Morton I'll just leave my comment here just in case you're on top comments. ;)
@blazedasthesun60088 жыл бұрын
Kameron Morton I got here because it was the first one on trending sooooo, you are correct. LOL
@chrisespitia28628 жыл бұрын
Kameron Morton It better end up on the trend list
@william040219998 жыл бұрын
Ofc it is
@thislightful29 күн бұрын
Love that the real Superman theme is being used here. I can’t imagine that was not expensive. Also absolutely love the song in the end from one of my most favorite movies True Romance.
@KIPMUS8 жыл бұрын
This scene should be in Spiderman Homecoming because I'd love to see marvel take the piss out of Uncle Ben's death
@gunnargrubbs31238 жыл бұрын
Kipster yes haha
@catlord90008 жыл бұрын
Kipster I legit thought for a minute that it was Uncle Ben who got shot
@GeniusJedi8 жыл бұрын
can't.
@celyraquel18 жыл бұрын
Kipster lxlxlxx8lxkddlld
@Danbach908 жыл бұрын
Blarg Does he had Ben & Jerry's ice cream
@mokeymale83508 жыл бұрын
I hope that Ryan Reynolds becomes to Deadpool like Hugh Jackman is to Wolverine
@tasbard85458 жыл бұрын
Ryan Jacobs Reynolds is a large part of the reason we got a deadpool movie to begin with He loves the character as well as playing as the character His acting played a large part in the movies success There is no logical reason to not use him for Deadpool roles, at this point
@shivanshraghav5388 жыл бұрын
Ryan Jacobs Was*
@Dan892018 жыл бұрын
Shivansh Raghav shhhhhhh
@bplusstudios90318 жыл бұрын
He already is
@MrKingYuji8 жыл бұрын
He is more Deadpool than Jackman is Wolverine. I remember when people disliked the idea of Jackman playing Wolverine because of his height and accent, like people disliking Ledger being cast for Joker or Affleck being cast as Batman
@helensan45578 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 The only thought: How can he eat the ice cream?
@billybarnett95188 жыл бұрын
He drunk beer with his mask on in the video game.
@helensan45578 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 Slaying the profile pictures. 😂😂😂😂
@helensan45578 жыл бұрын
How? Unless the material of his mask is thin...it would spill everywhere. I accidentally did it with a bandanna around my face once. R.I.P lemonade. I miss you.
@helensan45578 жыл бұрын
*And okay.....deam?* -please sunscribe to me we could be matching subscribers. I play (bad) games and you play (decently good) games-
@kedronmallia9398 жыл бұрын
3:16 sounded like he took his mask off because his voice got clearer.
@mtndew94276 ай бұрын
I love reading this comment section 7 years later after watching deadpool and wolverine and seeing some of the comments being like "I wish wolverine and deadpool did a movie together but it won't ever happen"
@the8thangel8 жыл бұрын
I'm assumimg the thousand people that didn't like this were related to the dead guy
@BladeDoomer868 жыл бұрын
the8thangel One of the best comments in here lok
@reicegorock8 жыл бұрын
the8thangel nah. they're butthurt dc fanboysm
@chrisboyle57398 жыл бұрын
No they just really hate Ernest Hemingway.
@eggsbenedictcucumberbatch43368 жыл бұрын
Yamato De La Torre what the hell is fanboysm. You mean fanboys.
@regannehanus26008 жыл бұрын
I'm Dead
@khandmo8 жыл бұрын
0:50 I love that it says now playing: LOGAN in the background lmao
@Samirxkhan8 жыл бұрын
Agreed! I genuinely thought this was an advert when I went to watch Logan
@iz4448 жыл бұрын
that's why he uploaded on while logan playing in theaters now. i think lol😂
@arachnidcomics64048 жыл бұрын
Apo Peri Nathan Summers is cumming
@mattiekhler33968 жыл бұрын
Nathan Summers (Cable) is Scott Summers' (Cyclops) son
@rahul-qm9fi8 жыл бұрын
Peter Parker becomes a super hero because Deadpool didnt save Uncle Ben.
@KFC_Official_8 жыл бұрын
Rahul Raj damn. 😂
@henktrouw44378 жыл бұрын
Rahul Raj holy shit! mind blown
@johnb13918 жыл бұрын
The premium rice products market will never be the same since the loss of Uncle Ben's. Damn you for not reacting fast enough, Deadpool!
@endersage35148 жыл бұрын
Damit dead why?
@tonystank10488 жыл бұрын
Rahul Raj I WANTED TO COMMENT THE SAME SHIT!!!!
@zixiyhhh72228 жыл бұрын
Zip it Stan Lee! lol died...
@Krishna-ro1my8 жыл бұрын
Zixiy Hhh me too bro lmao
@zacc8 жыл бұрын
Zixiy Hhh so did the man
@miirzys8 жыл бұрын
Zachary Smola too soon lmao
@def48gaming8 жыл бұрын
And to think now there is a red lobster restaurant in nearly every city in America offering a casual dining experience and convenient parking
@mclovingon65678 жыл бұрын
def48gaming I didn't get that part
@mclovingon65678 жыл бұрын
Gemmy Kid Yeah but it makes no sense
@InvisibleProductions8 жыл бұрын
The old man and the sea is the story of a fight between and elderly, accomplished fisherman, Santiago, and a really big fish. Like... HUGE. The story opens with Santiago suffering eighty four days without catching a fish because he's the unluckiest son of a bitch on planet earth. Honesty, if you were in a boat for eighty four days, it'd be hard NOT to catch a fish... even by accident. Santiago was so unlucky that his apprentice, Manolin, was forbidden by his Ma and Pa to fish with him. But as the Fresh Prince used to say, "Parents just don't understand". So the boy visits Santiago's shack anyway, ignoring the inherent risks of unsupervised playtime with an elderly man who talks to himself. Manolin helps out, moving Santiago's fishing gear, making food, and talking about baseball. Especially Joe DiMaggio, who used to bump fuzzies with Marilyn Monroe. The next day, Santiago tells Manolin that he's going way out into the gulf Stream. WAY OUT north of Cuba. Lady Luck is returning. On the eighty-fifth day of his crappy lunch, Santiago drops his lines and by noon, gets a bite from what feels like a big-ass fish. He's sure he's a winner. He fights and fights and fights and fights but can't pull the monster in.Santiago's leaky old boat is pulled by the fish for two days and nights as he holds on for dear life. Even though he's bloody and beat, Santiago begins to appreciate this mighty adversary. He starts calling him "Brother" or maybe even "Bro". It's sort of a love story if you really think about it. And like most romantic comedies, the reader pictures a delightful outfit changing montage, followed by the inevitable interspecies wedding. But on the third day, Santiago is freakin' EXHAUSTED, and decides he just wants the fish to do what he says and not always swim wherever it wants. So he stabs it. With a fucking harpoon. It's a mess. Super gross. Blood everywhere. Because, like many men his age, Santiago has difficulty expressing his emotions and fears with words instead of giving in to base desires and imposing his gigantically terrible position on any given subject through unblinking violence. Typical. Anyway, he straps the marlin to the side of his skiff and hits the road home, read to act like a total show off to everyone and probably gouge people on the price. But guess what? Pretty soon sharks begin to attack the bleeding Marlin's carcass, because as we all know, life is a tragic opera and just when you think you've finally found something good and true, sharks come along and rip it all to fucking shreds while dry-humping your dignity with their crazy-weird shark dicks. Sure, Santiago tries killing a few of them, but drops his harpoon because his hands are just as old as he is. By nighttime, the sharks have pretty much eaten the entire marlin. Only a bleach-white skeleton remains, silently mocking him in the murky darkness. Santiago realizes he's still unlucky, REALLY unlucky (DUH!) Ma calls the sharks "dream killers". Which isn't really all that fair, I mean, the sharks were just doing their job and the marlin... Jesus, don't even get me started on the marlin. It was just hanging out one day, minding it's own business, maybe thinking about ways it could be a better provider for it's family and WHAM! Harpoon in the brain. Who's the "Dream killer" now, fuckface! The hypocrisy is pretty much boundless at this point. Eventually Santiago makes it ashore. Leaving the bones of the marlin and the boat, he hobbles to his shack. He makes it home and crashes, like I said - He's super tired. The next morning, a group of fisherman gather around Santiago's boat. One measures the skeleton and, holy shit shingles! It's over 18 feet! The head of the fish is given to Pedrico (Strange that this is the first mention of him) and the other fishermen ask Manolin to send their glad tidings to the old man. Manolin brings Santiago newspapers and coffee when he wakes and they decide to fish together again. Many years later there's a Red Lobster restaurant in nearly every city in America offering a casual dining experience and convenient parking.
@CH-Animator8 жыл бұрын
This is the real hero.
@josephstovall30878 жыл бұрын
Invisible Productions holy shit
@shaboitv88798 жыл бұрын
Invisible Productions I don't get it
@mikehunt46188 жыл бұрын
Invisible Productions I don't know what that has to do with Deadpool but I'm glad I read it.
@The_Dabkota8 жыл бұрын
...I enjoyed this 100x more than battits vs Superbitch
@sashacooper93263 жыл бұрын
For anyone wondering about the piece of music at the end, it's You're So Cool by Hans Zimmer, from the True Romance soundtrack.
@JayKaizen1118 жыл бұрын
Imagine if that old man was Uncle Ben!
@sonicrocks2568 жыл бұрын
OMG, that's exactly what I thought too!
@AtharvaShekatkar8 жыл бұрын
Jay Felix LOL that would've been funny
@vtn050018 жыл бұрын
That's fucked up
@klystron20108 жыл бұрын
Deadpool would've said "fuck this shit, not again" and continued walking.
@TeezyFFA8 жыл бұрын
Jay Felix omg makes sense
@AveNullusMajestic8 жыл бұрын
...Couldn't even save Peter Parker's Uncle...
@AveNullusMajestic8 жыл бұрын
Better hope Spidey doesn't get his *Venom* outfit on or the city's in a world of fuck...
@lourenzhatake50328 жыл бұрын
AveNullusMajestic venon porra chuva de gozo
@shoteevee37448 жыл бұрын
but this time around they have the budget to get spidey
@Novalthederg8 жыл бұрын
Dammit you win the internet for the day
@melonmatv91128 жыл бұрын
too soon dude
@damon44218 жыл бұрын
R.Reynolds as Deadpool is straight genius..he owns it..pure entertainment every step of the way...irreplaceable actor for the character..R.Downey Jr (my #1 fav n most talented actor still) as Tony Stark is also irreplaceable..but now #2 on the best actor-superhero list.
@MrIkana8 жыл бұрын
Nah, playing Deadpool for Ryan Reynolds is just Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds.
@Leneaviz8 жыл бұрын
damon4421 And Hugh Jackman is also irreplaceable for me!
@AaronAbernethy8 жыл бұрын
I just don't find him funny in the slightest. It's so try-hard.
@craigmacpherson74328 жыл бұрын
thats ok
@olabisikuku23568 жыл бұрын
Technically Deadpool is an anti-hero, but I still agree with your point, and I get what you're saying.
@johnins0mnia584 Жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this with my dad when we went to go watch Logan. Absolutely hilarious!
@EugeneHKrabs-rr6em5 жыл бұрын
I always wondered how they changed into their supersuits so fast. Turns out they didn't.
@comicnerd11862 жыл бұрын
Well Superman just wears his suit under his civilian clothes, so all he has to do is remove his civilian clothes.